Molly
Murphy's Theft & Breakage Stories
I
remember watching David Roy High step from the bar to the dining
room with 5 pina coladas
(why did we use those bola glasses anyways?) only to have them topple over
as he went down the famous
two steps.....then he did it again and again and again....6 times in all I think
if there had been a 7th Mike
would have jumped across the bar and throttled
him. - John Burdick
All I can tell you is that there used to
be this HUGE parrot that hung over the back of the salad car. I know you all remember it
well. One time in the early 90's, somebody came
back from L.A. to visit Adam, got a little buzzed at the bar, walked
over to the restaurant side, up to the parrot, unhooked it, and walked
ot the front door with it, just as free as you please. Since this
person wasn't really prepared to take it home on the plane, it ended up
for safekeeping with a certain party who shall remain nameless, Minnie
Mouse. And I, for one, wish SHE STILL HAD IT!!! $#%!!**!
- Darren
If you remember, table 2
was right next to the exit door and
a couple of steps up from table 3. Between the two tables was a square
opening
and when no one was seated in table 2 I would often climb up in the
table and
look down on the customers at table 3. Most of the time they didn't
know I was
there except for maybe the people at the other end of the table.
So one night
as I was working the front of the room I noticed a lady drinking beer
from the
bottle and I knew we always gave them a large glass to pour in. So
after a
couple of beers and she had ordered another I climbed into table two
and
watched her get her beer. (I'm right above because she is sitting at
the far
left) I then watched her open her purse and put the clean bar glass
inside with
the other two glasses.
At that point I yelled across the room
"HEY, THIS LADY'S STEALING GLASSES!! This caused quite a
scene and boy was she pissed, she had been caught red-handed. But
everyone else
took it in stride and she had to give back the glasses and her husband
apologized to us. SWEEEEEEEEET! WHAT
FUN!
:-). - Jeff Eason
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